For Kids

Riddles and Giggles

From: Little Critter’s Joke Book by Mercer Mayer

 

Mom:  How did you do on your first day of school?

Little Critter:  Not very well, I guess. I have to go back tomorrow.

 

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?

Answer:  A walkie-talkie.

 

From:  Who’s There (over 100 classic knock knock jokes) illustrated by Tim Archbold.

 

Knock Knock!                                              Knock Knock

Who’s there?                                               Who’s there?

Justin.                                                         Wilma

Justin who?                                                 Wilma who?

Justin Time for the Party!                            Wilma lunch be ready soon?

 

Make up your own knock knock joke:

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

____________________

____________________ who?

_____________________________________

 

Check out these and other books from your local library.

More joke and riddle books: Piggy Riddles by Katy Hall and Lisa Eisenberg and Just Joking 2:  300 hilarious jokes about everything, including tongue twisters, riddles and more! by National Geographic Society

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